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  • who panics over everything?
  • who lives on google and webmd to look up everything the baby does?
  • who’s on the fence about vaccination?
  • who bothers the doctor at 3 AM?
  • who nudges the other in the middle of the night to go handle the baby?
  • who pretends to be asleep when the baby is screaming?
  • who takes pictures and videos of everything?
  • who accidentally drops the baby? (let’s be real: it happens)
  • who has more trouble adjusting to parenthood?
  • who falls asleep with the baby on their chest?
  • who plays airplane with the baby and ends up with puke on their face? (alternatively: in their mouth)
  • who gets overwhelmed the easiest?
  • who scalds themselves when testing the bottle temperature on their wrist?
  • who dresses the baby up in funny outfits?
  • who rocks the baby to sleep while singing to them?
  • who accidentally adds too much soap to the bath so the baby ends up in a sea of bubbles?
  • who lets the baby try/eat/drink anything and everything they have?
  • who is the baby tamer? (AKA who is the one that can calm the baby down with no problems whatsoever)
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poi-rozen's avatar
hm, Pinkdash? (can I take this meme if that's alright.)